Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 20, 2015
Transcript:
Lacey: I'd like to thank the gay alliance for inviting me here tonight. Chatting with all of you has been most instructive. Also, I must say, it's refreshing to meet a group of constituents with such fine manners. I'm also very impressed with how nicely you all dress.The only thing I might quibble with is your hair. Some of you boys have terribly short haircuts. Hair that short looks fine on Navy cadets, but otherwise it makes you look awfully young. Joanie: Uh... Lacey... Lacey: Never mind. Minor point. Thanks again.
Nobody in the audience has short hair.