Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 13, 2016

Mike, time to get in touch with an old friend.

Run and call Zonk and remind with him the good ol’ days

Ooh, simultaneous injustices.

Then again, Mike, get out your crystal ball and ponder this: you’ll live to see your grandchildren. “Superfly” there ate a bullet or is enjoying the comfortable accommodations in Ossining, and that happened decades ago.

Meanwhile, Zonk is being tempted by the Duke side of the Force. (Well, the Duke side is trying…)

HOPE HE LEAVES NEW YORK.

23 mil? How trifling. I’m winning 1.5 billion tonite.

I hope Mike has a seat belt and it’s buckled on, on that chair he’s sitting in! It’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Just cancelled my Ancestry.com account, for when I win everyone with my (rare) surname will be giving me a ‘friendly call’..not to mention Jewish Lawyers & Financial Advisors, (yes, I can say that without a racist meaning) and other flotsam and jetsam who’ll suddenly remember me from the far and distant past. Bread and Circuses..Bread and Circuses..

If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t change a thing in my life….except …. my name and address !!

Gets better and better, doesn’t it, Mike?

Zonk, surely you will remember your friends. We go way back.

Cognitive dissonance.