Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 2016
Transcript:
Rick: A slave? I don't understand. What's keeping you from just leaving? Duke: The boss feeds me this mush called The Zombie's Cucumber. It neutralized free will. It's not a bad life. You don't have to take responsibility for any of your actions, but I miss the danger, the adrenaline,t he sense of being right out there on the... edge. Say, which side of the road do they drive on here? Rick: Left.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Play it safe and go right down the middle.
Pointspread over 8 years ago
So is that a trash truck? Sugar cane hauler?
Pointspread over 8 years ago
You could both be right: a zombie/livestock hauler, Duvalier Trucking!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Clean up in aisle passenger!
Lee Taplinger over 8 years ago
This should be taking place in France where they drive on the right.
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hate driving on the left in a RHD vehicle and vice versa; too many idiots on the road.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
“you don’t have to take responsibility for your actions”So this is what the republicans have been taking for the last 40 years!
ron over 8 years ago
Simple: If you are driving a local vehicle, the driver’s “bum” goes nearest the center of the road and ignore the little voice in your head that keeps saying ‘wrong side, wrong side’!
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Reminds me of when I was young and stupid, a couple of crazy friends of mine, who were brothers, bet on who could drive to someone’s house before the other. I was the passenger in one brother’s car, and a friend was the passenger in the other. We got there first, and when the other car screeched to a stop, the passenger was rolled up down on the floor, whimpering…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
@leftwingpatriot“Play it safe and go right down the middle.”.Can’t argue with those words of wisdom.(It_WOULD_ separate the wise from the dead.)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
I know a lady who maintains she can do a one-woman job just fine as long as somebody else tells her exactly what to do and when to do it.I guess if the other person were a quadriplegic, it might make some sense.Anyhoo, there isn’t much demand for such workers so she is going through life on social security. We live in a wonderful country where we elect people to require us to care for the careless, help the helpless.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
I know a lady who maintains she can do a one-woman job just fine as long as somebody else tells her exactly what to do and when to do it.I guess if the other person were a quadriplegic, it might make some sense.Anyhoo, there isn’t much demand for such workers so she is going through life on social security. We live in a wonderful country where we elect people to require us to care for the careless, help the helpless.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think all Trump supporters have eaten the Zombie’s Cucumber.
nathanbtlr over 8 years ago
If people drive on the left-hand side of the road there, the steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
This is suppose to be the south of France, where Duvalier fled to after he was deposed in Haiti. In France they drive on the right side.
CamiSu Premium Member over 8 years ago
And the steering wheel is on the left side of the car, so that also says the right side…