As a keynote speaker at a tech conference once said: it isn’t true that marketing is full of sh!t—we’re all full of sh!t; it’s just that marketing sounds like it’s full of sh!t.
That reminds me of George Carlin’s description of an anti-pornography dude — the choice of words tells a lot about him.“Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers. We’ve got to keep mounting an offensive, so we can penetrate any crack in his defenses, so we can later arrest his dominant position. We want him hung and we want fast action. Let’s get on him. Let’s ram through a stiff bail law, so it’ll be hard for him to get it up. We’ve got to come together, so we can whip this thing into submission. It’ll be hard on us, but we can’t lick it by being soft!”(Not a single swear word, but wow!)
Rosette about 7 years ago
This one was so long, I had to moisten my mouth before reading it out.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago
To be fair, it’s the guys in quality control and testing too.
Linguist about 7 years ago
Marketing, marketing, marketing !
Those guys always have their tongues in cheeks….
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 7 years ago
Okay, that’s a wrap.
David Rickard Premium Member about 7 years ago
As a keynote speaker at a tech conference once said: it isn’t true that marketing is full of sh!t—we’re all full of sh!t; it’s just that marketing sounds like it’s full of sh!t.
Red Ruffensor about 7 years ago
Now let’s keep on working harder and harder!
ChessPirate about 7 years ago
“And the growing sales will be so explosive, we’ll all have happy endings…”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
Sounds like either business porn or techniques taken from a parasite adapted to marketing.
WDD about 7 years ago
That reminds me of George Carlin’s description of an anti-pornography dude — the choice of words tells a lot about him.“Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers. We’ve got to keep mounting an offensive, so we can penetrate any crack in his defenses, so we can later arrest his dominant position. We want him hung and we want fast action. Let’s get on him. Let’s ram through a stiff bail law, so it’ll be hard for him to get it up. We’ve got to come together, so we can whip this thing into submission. It’ll be hard on us, but we can’t lick it by being soft!”(Not a single swear word, but wow!)