Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 21, 2017

He probably combined his stash with what Noriega left behind.

The worst part is, he’s dead sober. It’s just THAT hot.

“I don’t have a drug problem.

I take drugs. I get extremely high.

No problem.”

What drug problem? I have an adequate supply.

MPGA, Make Panama Great Again. Duke succeeded! China built a second canal.

Dukes response to the last question: “Licked? I think I’ve licked just about every drug there is! Next question!”.

Tentacles and melting eyeballs…are you SURE Duke isn’t high right now?

Tentacles and melting eyeballs…are you SURE Duke isn’t high right now?

I’m likin’ the shirt – nothing says “large and in charge” like a silk Hawaiian shirt!

Nothing but silk for Duke – only the best!

This is where we made our mistake. It’s NOT OUR JOB to rebuild nations.

And in the Bay of Pigs in 1961,Havana fought the playboy in the Cuban sun,For Castro is a colour,Is a redder than red,Those Washington bullets want Castro deadFor Castro is the colour……That will earn you a spray of lead

For the very first time ever,When they had a revolution in Nicaragua,There was no interference from AmericaHuman rights in America

Well the people fought the leader,And up he flew…With no Washington bullets what else could he do?