Panel Four rewrite: I have four girls by four wives living in four countries that have government officials who can be bribed with four million dollars to forego my polygamy. The wives are going to Stanford and the girls are going to Harvard.
If you want to feel superior, or at least adiquate, don’t attend your college renunion, go for the high school. Odds are in your favor that you are not at the bottom. And if you are, just shoot yourself.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
They are all morons compared to Alex.
Asharah over 1 year ago
Wait until you go bankrupt paying all that tuition
Argythree over 1 year ago
And what was he saying about life being a journey and not a competition, hmm?
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
Taylor came to the reunion aiming to school everyone on how to be as successful as he is.
FGWaiss over 1 year ago
“I have a wife. And four horses.”“I have a horse, and four wives.”I’ll let someone else post the movie reference.
bmckee over 1 year ago
Mike could have had four kids, but somehow getting Kim pregnant wasn’t on his “to-do” list. It’s not like she wasn’t willing either.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 1 year ago
Panel Four rewrite: I have four girls by four wives living in four countries that have government officials who can be bribed with four million dollars to forego my polygamy. The wives are going to Stanford and the girls are going to Harvard.
erik.vanthienen over 1 year ago
Someone has been reading One-Upmanship by Stephen Potter …
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Taylor Bateman; another alias for George Santos?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
so he doesn’t want his daughters to get the same education he did? it seems to have worked for him
rhartt4363 over 1 year ago
“Invent nothing. Deny nothing. Stand up. Speak up. Stay out of school.”—David Mamet. I’m with Mamet.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Brown University is just as good.
Marjorie Taylor-Greene on House Investigative Committee.
One-way bus tickets to Canada soar
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Mike also has a gorgeous intelligent wife that is years younger than him. Haha!
cbedda over 1 year ago
How successful can he be – I only remember him being in this arc. No repeat business.
david.reichert over 1 year ago
If you want to feel superior, or at least adiquate, don’t attend your college renunion, go for the high school. Odds are in your favor that you are not at the bottom. And if you are, just shoot yourself.
NWdryad over 1 year ago
Yeah, well, Mike’s is headed for highest honors at MIT.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Me thinks he’s actually a B. Shite artist.