Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 28, 2023

“… douse your top with beer…”

It’s the only thing Coors is good for

I was a contestant in a wet tee shirt contest in Aspen. It was 50 years ago haha and i was newly pregnant, not showing, but my bosom had expanded quite spectacularily and I thought I might as well take advantage of it and make that $100 they were offering haha. I didn’t win but I remember my husband pacing behind the crowd haha while i was performing.

Boopsie is, and always has been, in the Land of Oz!!

I miss the Shlitz commercials where everybody is running from the bull

I thought the cartoon was about the illusion of a girl feeling special because of male attention and finding out she’s being objectified. Silly me. And cheers!

That’s Duke behind the shades and the brown toupee, isn’t it?

Or one of his zombie clones from the good ol’ Duvalier Days.

They poured fresh cement in front of the theater for Boopies chest prints later

She didn’t come to Aspen for that!

What’s that I see? Realization dawning?

Never meet your heroes or sex idols

Or you could just bow low.

He looks like he may have starred in one of those movies. Or at least the ’stache did.

How about just take your top off.

The beer that tastes best, is the beer YOU like best. Being better doesn’t mean more expensive or harder to obtain.

Afraid the sag might burst the bubble for a lot of young lechers. Just let them remember me the way I was.

I have to wonder if Trudeau’s ever seen a woman putting on lipstick. I’ve never held a lipstick tube with only two fingers!

And don’t forget Weidmans (sp).

They didn’t really invite YOU, Boopsie. Just the twins.