Transcript:
Patrick: Whirrr...
Ralph: Did you really wash your hands, son? Or did you jut go in there and turn on the electric hand dryer so I'd think you washed your hands?
Patrick: How do you always know these things?
Ralph: Every dad was an 8-year-old boy once!
Been there, I finally had to drop a different strip because it seemed to focus not on the title characters, but on their stupid cat. I may see what Ludwig is up to later, not today though.