Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2014
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Transcript:
Doctor: Mr. Drabble, all of your problems are related to junk food. If you gave up donuts and ice cream, you'd feel 100% better! Ralph: Are saying that all I have to do is give up donuts and ice cream? Doctor: Correct! June: What did the doctor say? Ralph: He says there's nothing I can do.
Reminds me of the joke about a guy that got bit by a snake, (you pick the body part). His friend calls the Dr. and was advised to suck out the poison. What did the Dr. say asked the victim? He says you’re going to die.