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Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Beep (x3)! Patrick: How long did you program the microwave for? Norman: 1:11 I always set it for either 1:11 or 2:22 because pressing the "0" requires too much energy. Patrick: How about 3:33? Norman: If it's going to take that long, I'll eat something else!
dadoctah almost 11 years ago
Since the seconds will roll down even if you put in something invalid, you can get slightly less or more than 1:11 by punching in either :66 or :77.
flyertom almost 11 years ago
Don’t try that with microwave popcorn. Two seconds too long yields nuclear waste and a smelly kitchen.
jbmlaw01 almost 11 years ago
99 is perfect for almost everything other than bread
mbzylnf2 almost 11 years ago
http://themetapicture.com/whats-the-laziest-thing-youve-ever-done/
jimcos almost 11 years ago
I’ve had the philosophy for years that if it takes longer to cook it than it does to eat it, you’re doing something wrong.
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
Ahhh – this wonderful age we live in.
QuietStorm27 almost 11 years ago
On my microwave you can push one button for one minute to 8 minutes. There’s also a button to at 30 seconds. If you need anything else it’s extra work.
Phantis almost 11 years ago
testing