Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 23, 2019

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    TwilightFaze  over 5 years ago

    This right here is why I’ll most likely be single for life. I take things at face value and don’t have time for mind games. You tell me to “Take my time” and “No rush”, then I’ll get around to it when I get around to it. Rest assured it’s on my to-do list of the day, but blame yourself for telling me this.

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    SpaceBuckaroo  over 5 years ago

    What’s going on with go comics.com? When I click on the link in overview to take me to here, one of the advertisers forced my Mac to download a SCAM/Malware Flash update file, along with taking me to another scam website telling me to update Flash (which I didn’t).

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    SpaceBuckaroo  over 5 years ago

    Gocomics.com is allowing malware flash updates to be linked to their website?

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Must be the Christmas decorations already.

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    Tentoes  over 5 years ago

    I interpreted “pretty soon” as meaning Mom would say it’s time in a few minutes. Mom meant I was already in trouble for not having done it.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    Best to take the direct approach and just ask him straight out!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Like how the posters are with me. When I posted that I’m going to stop reading a comic strip on a Saturday (the last of the week), they insist I quit now! Therefore now I don’t inform them at all!

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The funny thing is, if she is asked to do something, it’s when she feels like it. That is really true of Moms when a child needs something done.

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    That’s straight out of the Husband/Wife translation dictionary. Like when he says “In a minute” it really means I’ll forget it as soon as she walks away.

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    locake  over 5 years ago

    Women! They ask a man to do something then keep nagging him about it every 6 month. If she wanted it done today she should have said “Today”.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Not that I have to deal with this sort of thing, but I would say I’m practicing the principle motion economy. When I have get up to something else I’ll do that too. But what it really means is I’ll do it around the sixth time you tell me, give or take a day.

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 5 years ago

    Go get it yourself. He looks like he’s busy to me.

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    cabalonrye  over 5 years ago

    I have stopped a long time ago saying ‘no hurry’, and I still end up drumming my fingers.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 5 years ago

    Any particular box or will any random one do?

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Damn right, don’t they know by now???!!!

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    Jaythor  7 months ago

    That box would stay right where it is, until that woman got it herself, or went away. No way I would reward that behavior.

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