Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 21, 2020

Doggie ramp?

I’m surprised that the ramp could hold that much weight!

My husband is tall enough to put chips above the wall unit in our dining room. I don’t know how many guests can see that stuff up there but I’m short enough not to see any of it. Usually the bottom shelves are fairly safe.

Seriously?!? a doggie ramp????

Pet ramps are for small or elderly pets. When my 1st cat started having trouble jumping I got a couple of sets of pet steps. The other two sort of sneered. Then a few years later the next one started using them. Both are gone now, but the young (relatively) cat is now starting to use them. I don’t know about the ramps, but the steps aren’t strong enough for Ralph- except for comic physics.

So she’s objecting to Wally not using the ramp, rather than him being on the couch? The ramp is just supposed to make it easier than jumping.

Haha!

Wally: What, I didn’t need it. See what a big dog I am.

Wait? If you’re going to allow him on the couch, what difference does it make if he JUMPS up or walks up a ramp? Jumping up is better for him.

So sweet. She’s trying to take good care of him. So that ramp can be used for good. Or for EVIL!!!!! Bwaahahajahah!

We had a ladder for the parrots to climb back to their cage.