Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 09, 2020

Just think how close they will have to get to you in order to read it.

And at first, I thought he was reading a giant fortune cookie slip….

I had a bumper sticker once that said “Tailgaters Will Be Terminated.” Many of the idiots actually backed off after reading it.Today, I’d be busted for making a “terroristic threat”.

He’ll probably be tailgated by someone who’s sick of that phrase…

I used to have a license-plate frame that said “My other car is nose-down in a canal”. Then the state changed the rule and made it illegal for a frame to cover any part of the state’s name.

If you’re close enough to read this, call your doctor.

The really annoying tailgaters are the idiots that do it when you are in the middle of three lanes and both the left and right ones are empty.

From the get-go, the term Social Distancing didn’t seem right to me. Physical Distancing is what we’re trying to do. SD would be staying off the phone, Facebook, etc.

“Back off or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield!”

Sorry Ralph but I doubt you’ll see any difference with that one either since so many on the Right seem to think that it’s an affront on their Freedoms to even ask us to do that.

Tail lights broken. Watch for finger.

It seems to me that a car 6 feet behind the car in front is still tailgating…

And you expect that to work?

I use to have one that said

“YOU CAN’T WAIT 2 SECONDS?” (Big letters on two lines, and then in smaller letters under that:

“The proper following distance.”

It actually seemed to work.

Ralph, the correct term is Axle Distancing.

I had a bumper sticker that said “Get off my…” and had a picture of a donkey.

My favorite is ‘I brake for tailgaters’.

Tailgaters are breathing air that one-celled animals have more right to.