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I had a bumper sticker once that said “Tailgaters Will Be Terminated.” Many of the idiots actually backed off after reading it.Today, I’d be busted for making a “terroristic threat”.
I used to have a license-plate frame that said “My other car is nose-down in a canal”. Then the state changed the rule and made it illegal for a frame to cover any part of the state’s name.
From the get-go, the term Social Distancing didn’t seem right to me. Physical Distancing is what we’re trying to do. SD would be staying off the phone, Facebook, etc.
Sorry Ralph but I doubt you’ll see any difference with that one either since so many on the Right seem to think that it’s an affront on their Freedoms to even ask us to do that.
Wilde Bill almost 5 years ago
Just think how close they will have to get to you in order to read it.
wesleylscott1 almost 5 years ago
And at first, I thought he was reading a giant fortune cookie slip….
WLG12037 almost 5 years ago
I had a bumper sticker once that said “Tailgaters Will Be Terminated.” Many of the idiots actually backed off after reading it.Today, I’d be busted for making a “terroristic threat”.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
He’ll probably be tailgated by someone who’s sick of that phrase…
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
I used to have a license-plate frame that said “My other car is nose-down in a canal”. Then the state changed the rule and made it illegal for a frame to cover any part of the state’s name.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If you’re close enough to read this, call your doctor.
david_42 almost 5 years ago
The really annoying tailgaters are the idiots that do it when you are in the middle of three lanes and both the left and right ones are empty.
Beaker almost 5 years ago
From the get-go, the term Social Distancing didn’t seem right to me. Physical Distancing is what we’re trying to do. SD would be staying off the phone, Facebook, etc.
Tentoes almost 5 years ago
“Back off or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield!”
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
Sorry Ralph but I doubt you’ll see any difference with that one either since so many on the Right seem to think that it’s an affront on their Freedoms to even ask us to do that.
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Tail lights broken. Watch for finger.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
It seems to me that a car 6 feet behind the car in front is still tailgating…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
And you expect that to work?
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 5 years ago
I use to have one that said
“YOU CAN’T WAIT 2 SECONDS?” (Big letters on two lines, and then in smaller letters under that:
“The proper following distance.”
It actually seemed to work.
byamrcn almost 5 years ago
Ralph, the correct term is Axle Distancing.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I had a bumper sticker that said “Get off my…” and had a picture of a donkey.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 5 years ago
My favorite is ‘I brake for tailgaters’.
WLG12037 almost 5 years ago
Tailgaters are breathing air that one-celled animals have more right to.