Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 14, 2020

Right after the 2, so he’s entitled to another one.

Trying to find those loopholes, aren’t we, Ralph?

when you’re right, you’re right…

Just eat a 1/5th of a donut (or 1 donut hole). You got this Ralph.

True, if the donut is about the size of a cheerio

Like Centurylink’s local Internet – “up to 10 Mbps” … 0.49 Mbps is in that range.

I found out from clickbait that if you drink a glass of milk or drink a cup of coffee with each donut it cuts the calories in half – so I have purchased an algorithm software that when applied to eating sweets proves that I can have 6 doughnuts or 6 pieces of pie as long as I have 6 cups of coffee or 6 glasses of milk which will take out all calories AND allow me not to be banned from Tweeter of Faceplant. No really – I got it from Dominion software company!!!

Ralph’s right 50 per cent of the time, all the time.

Way too much math involved in eating a donut.

Worst. Loophole. Ever.

Remember, you can cancel out the donut or candy bar by drinking a can of diet soda! I don’t remember where I read this, but it has stayed with me for years.