Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 27, 2022

next time Ralph, LOCK! THE! DOOR!

Next time skip the bubbles. They’ll never invade your privacy again.

I keep dreaming there is no lock on the bathroom door. I guess he really doesn’t have a lock.

When it comes to investing in privacy, he’s sure taking a bath…

At least he didn’t take a shower, and become a victim of you know who.

What is this? Grand Central Station?

He needs to call Dagwood Bumstead on keeping his privacy.

Murphy’s law of bath taking…when you want to relax the most is when everyone comes in to disrupt it!

I noticed Patrick asked if Ralph wanted to play catch, not “wanna have a catch”? Who says wanna have a catch…

No. What we have here is a FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE! Tell them to mind their own business for a half-hour.

That’s why you lock the door

It’s either an invasion of your privacy or a lack of privacy, not ‘an invasion of your lack of privacy.’ That honestly makes no damned sense.

ka-door

The only time they’ll even talk to you.

Shades of Dagwood.

At least it isnt Arlo trying to get a peek at Janis

Lock the door, Ralph.

Penny and Oogie didn’t show up to bug Ralph.