Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 11, 2022

Choosing sanity over hearing

“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”

Ralph needs bluetooth, wires are way out of date. So is Ralph I suppose.

Read where some kid had air ear buds, the wireless kind. They had an amber alert and it burst one of his ear drums or something like that. Now they are suing. Of course the kid having the volume at 11 doesn’t count.

“What?!”

That’s true; I know this fromsittingthisclose to speakers at concerts, now I wear hearing aids

Only if your name is Ralph…

Extended exposure to nagging can also be harmful. (Mind you, she does have a point).

To quote a klassic KISS song: I LOVE IT LOUD!

♪♫ “I see you talkin’, but it don’t get in…” ♪♫

And constant nagging can also be harmful Honey Bunch! By the way… What do you think Ralph’s listening to?

So we get hearing aids that jump up the volume in our ears. Mine connect to my iPhone so even when my phone is muted, calls ring loud in my ear and I forget no one else in church hears it.

Somehow I think it would be the same response if the earphones were out.

He protecting his ears from your constant nagging.

She was stupid to talk to him while he had earphones in use.

Tinnitus sucks.

WAVV-HD-2. Or KAHM.

Seems the plan is working.

Tell that to all the people who drive with the car windows down blasting their radios. Their music shouldn’t drown out the TV 20 feet in front of me.

Don’t you love people who lecture you about the obvious?

My radio/recordings are always played at a softer volume. However. when I play my electronic organ, it’s almost always at full volume. Of course, I usually practice my organ music during the daytime, so that I don’t bother the neighbours too much.

Says the hypocrite who has hers so loud she can’t hear when someone calls out to her.