Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 17, 2023

Tahe away the nutcracker from Ralph?

Nuts

As lazy Ralph is. Would think he buy already shelled nuts.

The squirrels are looking for him. They think he’s nuts.

Suite

At least nuts are healthy. Usually Ralph is gorging himself on candy, donuts and ice cream.

I mean, aren’t your decorations up and aren’t you playing Christmas music?

One of my uncle’s had a huge paper shell pecan tree. Nut cracking was a year-round activity and he still gave 25 lb sacks of them away.

at least it isn’t knuckle cracking

It’s only fair. He had to live with your Christmas decorating since before Labor Day last fall…

Hey, nuts are healthy! At least you’re watching him eat something that’s good for him!

It’s either listen to the nut cracker or throw out the nuts, which would be wasteful. BTW, who bought the nuts?

Ralph finally ran out of Halloween candy?

…but they ARE a healthy snack.

And Ralph is still listening to the nut breaker.

Why would she be complaining about this? She’s the biggest Christmas junkie I’ve ever seen.

He’s crackin’ nuts while she’s bustin’ balls!!

This is the only nutcracker that should be year round.

Nuts are healthy. Quit complaining.