Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 11, 2023

Cue the Twilight Zone theme

Archiconjecture.

I’m shocked!

How convenient?

You don’t like the OUTLET MALL? I’m SHOCKED by that, but I do concede that OUTLET MALLS are AU CURRENT these days.;D

His wife should love it, since they don’t take cash, just CHARGE it all!

I don’t see any doors to the outlet mall.

You know you went too far when even NORMAN is rolling his eyes.

I thought that Circuit City was no longer in operation.

Socket to me!

Is that the new term for EV charging stations?

Could be worse, could be the plumbing supply.

To the right of the outlets is a sign that says “Prong Way”.

The other stores make you hungry just looking at them.

Surreal is not normally found in Drabble, but this was a good one.

I feel another complaint from Stephan Pastis over invading his turf coming on.

Half of a comic strip worth of publicity, that’s quite a plug.

What is it with Fagan and Funny-looking buildings?