I got on the scale at the doctor’s office. Nurse then started looking at computer and said get on the scale again please! I said it’s right, I lost 25 lbs. I guess that doesn’t happen often. It was funny.
We just returned to the rain and cold of Vancouver after a warm, sunny Caribbean cruise…in our absence, I’m pretty sure our talking loo scale learned to tell fibs and exaggerate…sigh…
electricshadow Premium Member 11 months ago
If you get any heavier, the scale will be downscale…into the floor.
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
I prefer to think of it as fatter.
H&M 11 months ago
Go pescatrian.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Sign him up for a gym membership in January. And make sure he goes. You’ll have to go with him so make the membership for 2.
ddl297 11 months ago
I scoffed at first, then remembered Ralph does park ranger work, so he CAN safely exercise by walking, On to the treadmill!
jagedlo 11 months ago
Good thing the scale doesn’t talk, otherwise it would be saying “OK, you win! Now get off me!”
carlosrivers 11 months ago
From Rodney Dangerfield; I got on the scale and the card came out and it said “one at a time”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago
I got on the scale at the doctor’s office. Nurse then started looking at computer and said get on the scale again please! I said it’s right, I lost 25 lbs. I guess that doesn’t happen often. It was funny.
1953Baby 11 months ago
What a GREAT way to look at it. . .
DawnQuinn1 11 months ago
I am surprised that the scale did not groan in pain. lol
DatsunMan 11 months ago
Hey, after Thanksgiving buldge.
pbr50138 11 months ago
Ralph is making something out of nothing.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Ralph likes telling wide lies.
Saddenedby Premium Member 11 months ago
The problem with being upscale Ralph is it can usually mean that eventually you have to downsize. js
beharford 11 months ago
We just returned to the rain and cold of Vancouver after a warm, sunny Caribbean cruise…in our absence, I’m pretty sure our talking loo scale learned to tell fibs and exaggerate…sigh…