Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 04, 2024

If Drabble doesn’t want to be there, he doesn’t want to be there.

Carefully Ralph she may FINISH you

Just leave him home!

She just needs to bring him a snack.

It’s over when you stop believing it.

One of my local churches had a crying room for when babies there got fussy.

When is this gonna be over? Right after the collection plate gets passed around!!

Ralph, I’d be careful from now on…I wouldn’t want to mess with someone who is able to lift you!

Who said: “Ten minutes for god, ten minutes for ego and the rest for the devil.”?

Nobody is gonna want yo hang close to Ralph for fear of lightning striking.

Do you need a husband pacifier?

Some parents don’t care and leave them to disturb the whole congregation…until the minister makes a remark and asks the parents to removes them. Stupid parents!

Just solve it by not going

i remember that

Hahaha!!!!

And to think Homer Simpson just naps through the services.

I saved my parents the problem by just not going.

Why does one pay to be bored with hypocritical criticism regularly?

But the game is about to start.

Gotta get home to watch the ProBowl!

I finally decided religion is nonsense. Walked out of church at age 15, never went back.

On Judgement Day.

She can carry him?

The yiayias at my church will be happy to keep any kids occupied so the parents can get a few minutes of prayer :)

Stupid

Our preacher has a standing saying, whether its for a wedding, or a sunday service…… if the parents of the screaming child won’t remove themselves, until the child calms down….. “Well, I see I have unwanted compitition, today, so I’ll just stop here and continue on once my competitor regains their composer!” He then sits down on a chair by the podium! This always seems to thankfully embarrass the rude/ignorant, and/or, selfish parents enough to FINALLY do something!