Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 2024

There must be a joke here somewhere. Right?

It’s just like baseball Norman. All you need to do is choke up on it a bit.

Or, here’s a tip, Norm … if you guys stop at the truck stop all the time for gas, get your own squeegee and bring it with you, if you can’t figure out the choking-up idea.

Why diid Ralph feul up in the truck area and not auto area?

Those idiots parked on the truck fuel island.

I would touch that with a ten foot Pole… Or a three foot Italian.

Neither one is smart enough to use the squeegee by the GAS PUMPS! those are the squeeges truck drivers use to clean their windows. They won’t put diesel fuel in that car though. The nozzle for diesel is much larger than a gas nozzle…

Good thing, ‘cause no tellin’ what those two will do!! :-)

Since the auto lanes seldom have long handle cleaners, I carry my own with an adjustable handle so I can extend it to clean my pickup window.

Splurge and get one for your vehicle.

Might want to get out anyway, to make sure you’re not squeegeed.

Doh!

Norm Norm Norm. It’s no wonder your dad looks at you the way he does…kinda reminds me of Buford T. Justice and Junior: “…ain’t no way you came from my loins. When we get home, I’m gonna punch your momma in the mouth.”

I would think those places would have squeegees for smaller cars as well.

He really doesn’t have a bloody clue