Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 11, 2024

That must have hurt

he is so overweight that you can’t see his navel and nipples. (I’m joking I know the cartoonist don’t draw them)

The “other side of the yard” is 8 feet away? The Drabbles have a small lot!

So he’s going to break in another part of the lawn?

Actually, the grass would be dead under where the pool sat for so long last year and would need air and light to grow back, so a good idea to move the pool around. But, Ralph’s “imprint” is funnier and this IS a cartoon, sooooo……..

Ralph is another tragic case of Dunlap’s Disease.

Coincidentally, a “Seismic Disturbance” was recorded at that same time… ☺

How could Lardo get up off of the ground enough to jump into the pool???

LOL

It’s sad how many men’s silhouettes look like that now…I do remember most all men being trim… even older ones… maybe they were all undernourished!

Didn’t perfect his big splash during his wrestling days, eh?!

There’s an indent on THIS side of the earth. There’s an OUTdent on the other side of the earth!

All the more reason to cover up that unsightly indentation.

I could see his body making a big dent, but his fingers? haha

He made quite an impression

Maybe by next summer.