Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 20, 2024

Phoning it in

First laugh of the morning. :)

My hero

Wally is definitely Ralph’s best friend

Never could figure out the 10,000 a day! Finally decided to listen to my doctor after all these years and now I get around 15,000 to 18,000!!

I understand that some people disdain exercise and don’t worry about their health. I don’t understand why so many are proud of that attitude or why some think today’s comic is funny.

Fitbite.

Then the phone senses the dog saliva and doesn’t count it.

I guess attaching it his tail wouldn’t work with Wally.

For old people like me to maintain a healthy weight studies say 4500 is ideal, of course more steps is better. When I worked I was on my feet all day and 17,000 was average and the most was 24,900 steps. I would rather ride a bicycle, the idea is not to be a couch potato.

dog years are one thing, but Dachshund steps are off the charts

A good manager delegates tasks to those best suited to accomplish them. Looks like ht is a born manager!

Lazy bum!

Just got back from a football game downtown. One cousin said the whole trip, walking to the stadium, going up to nosebleed land, and back to the car barely made 10000 steps. Diappointing.

I like when I got 20 steps just putting my pants on.

But since the dog has 4 legs, does it only need to take 5,000 steps to log 10,000? (◠‿◠)

For those ready to jump on the 5,000, I’m applying cartoon physics, not real life.

Outsmarted her again….