Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 10, 2025

I sometime have the same problem.

I have that with lots of things. Worst is when I’m searching for my cars keys because I already picked them up, but have them in my left hand.

I put things away and then can’t find them. One keyboard disappeared for 2 years!

I often feel like I’m dealing with the supernatural when I look for the scissors.

My wife depends on her “spot check” for locating things. I attempt to keep things in a very limited number of places, so I don’t have to look very long.

THIS WEEKS GROCERIES! WHERE’D THEY GO?!

In my home, remotes are lost because they fell between the couch cushions, or because a cat knocked it off the table, sometimes shoving it under the couch.

And the food in the fridge and pantry is gone, too ! We’ll call him Mr. Disapearo.

She’s talking about food Ralph.

I was expecting an empty snack bowl

I lose my memory when I go thru’ a door

Stand up, part of you swallowed it.

nuthin’ up mah sleeve… PRESTO!