Wild defeats Man following multiple changes of lead, because Nature bats last.
Vacuum Cleaner wins by forfeit, because Dog hides in the bathtub and won’t come out for the 3rd Round.
In the consolation match-up, Dog bites low-seeded Man to nobody’s surprise, but then Man bites Dog, and this stunning turn-around makes headlines across the globe.
The finals pit Wild vs. Vacuum Cleaner. Although evenly matched on paper, Nature abhors Vacuum and squeaks out a tough, emotionally-fueled victory.
Medals awarded as follows:Gold: Wild
Silver: Vacuum Cleaner
Bronze: Man
Dog blames weather, draw, and officiating for poor showing. He Sits through Wild’s anthem at the presentation ceremony, and refuses to Shake Hands with other competitors. When asked to Speak, he tells the press that he’s firing his coach, and vows to “have his day” when the Games head to Sochi, Russia in 2014. He then runs off with his tail between his legs, and goes home to lick his wounds.
In the following weeks Dog renounces status as Man’s best fried, and refuses to accept calls of Wild.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
That sounds like a real winner.
comicgos almost 15 years ago
One of my favorite! Our Shiba Inu always wins!
Kosher71 almost 15 years ago
Shiba Inus rule !
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
at least change the undies!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I have to have had a keg to watch that…so I can crash through it all.
bald almost 15 years ago
it sounds more interesting than a lot of the garbage on TV lately
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Who cares about watching people acting like animals when we can watch animals acting like people?
—Where’s Lassie, Flipper, Mister Ed and Rin Tin Tin when we need them??
N.D.Pendent almost 15 years ago
Llewellenbruce said, about 11 hours ago
That sounds like a real winner
maybe you meant a real “wiener”!
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
Where’s the beer?
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
My money’s on the vacuum.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Never underestimate the power of shedding.
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
Is that one of Spike TV’s lost episodes of “The Deadliest Warrior?”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Wild defeats Man following multiple changes of lead, because Nature bats last.
Vacuum Cleaner wins by forfeit, because Dog hides in the bathtub and won’t come out for the 3rd Round.
In the consolation match-up, Dog bites low-seeded Man to nobody’s surprise, but then Man bites Dog, and this stunning turn-around makes headlines across the globe.
The finals pit Wild vs. Vacuum Cleaner. Although evenly matched on paper, Nature abhors Vacuum and squeaks out a tough, emotionally-fueled victory.
Medals awarded as follows: Gold: Wild Silver: Vacuum Cleaner Bronze: Man
Dog blames weather, draw, and officiating for poor showing. He Sits through Wild’s anthem at the presentation ceremony, and refuses to Shake Hands with other competitors. When asked to Speak, he tells the press that he’s firing his coach, and vows to “have his day” when the Games head to Sochi, Russia in 2014. He then runs off with his tail between his legs, and goes home to lick his wounds.
In the following weeks Dog renounces status as Man’s best fried, and refuses to accept calls of Wild.