I always have trouble with buying a Mother’s Day card. Hard to find one that conveys “we get along OK but we’re not soppy about it”. Also, difficult to get the first wife a birthday card. Never can find the “ex-wife” section of the greeting cards aisle. :)
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You can write that on a blank card.
Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You sure it was the Pumpkin spice cologne, Eno??? Or did you burp out loud!!!
manowarrior almost 3 years ago
Happy Halloween!
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just another typical date for Eno.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Did Eno go as Waldo?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Soooo, basically a card with a picture of you with your head on a platter and the words “Sorry, but this is the best I can do for the bird and you.”
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
They actually don’t make greeting cards that specific. (This is an old joke.)
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Or you can get one for all seasons that says “I’m sorry you missed me with your left hook”.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/voodoo-ranger-atomic-pumpkin/
burp. :)
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Don’t bother unless it’s a card for your Mother……
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Its a real winner of a card. don’t forget to put XX’s in it.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I always have trouble with buying a Mother’s Day card. Hard to find one that conveys “we get along OK but we’re not soppy about it”. Also, difficult to get the first wife a birthday card. Never can find the “ex-wife” section of the greeting cards aisle. :)
aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At last. A useful use for pumpkin spice!PEST KILLER