Eno: " Fine, then in your old folks home, no amenities but a staring wall, and the remote control for the TV was lost in the couch cushions some time ago. And the couch was donated several months back….so you can’t turn the channel to Matlock."
If they were cloth diapers, which seems likely, dad should still be using them as cleaning rags. I have some over 40 years old and will be sad when they are all worn out.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s hard to slide on talcum powder. It’s kind of gritty.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Just wait until your father needs diapers.
Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hey Dad, remember, I get to pick the Convalescent home for your final days!!! I thinkin’ torcher chamber type!!!
flemmingo almost 3 years ago
Unfortunately, this sounds like my father.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Okay, lets talk about child slavery. Chores, lawn mowing, car washing, etc… All that “character building” stuff. Lets see where the numbers take us.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
“Dad, the diapers where for your benefit. I was happy to let the poop fall where it may.”
carlosrivers almost 3 years ago
Depending on how old dad is that diaper changing thing is about to turn around
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
More likely to slide on a full diaper than on talcum powder.
jdsven almost 3 years ago
Eno: " Fine, then in your old folks home, no amenities but a staring wall, and the remote control for the TV was lost in the couch cushions some time ago. And the couch was donated several months back….so you can’t turn the channel to Matlock."
Roscoe almost 3 years ago
Talcum powder would make sliding painful on the butt
betseytacy almost 3 years ago
His dad is lucky that he doesn’t threaten to sue him for using talcum powder on him which has been shown to cause cancer!!!
Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If they were cloth diapers, which seems likely, dad should still be using them as cleaning rags. I have some over 40 years old and will be sad when they are all worn out.
sandflea almost 3 years ago
He’s not charging you for the Vaseline either.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Just send them back to him….or some others
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Tell dad he can’t use your Wham-O Slip ’N Slide anymore.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s what Eno gets for trying to borrow beer money from dad! burp. :)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Send him a couple bags of adult briefs a week.
PaulGoes almost 3 years ago
Is talcum powder slippery?