You were hoping she’d personally squeeze your parts into them.
Leather or lace?
Have you tried Crisco?
He’ll change his mind after about ten minutes in a corset.
In your case, buy Clown pants!!!
For a good laugh, google “Kramer in skinny jeans”. You’ll thank me later.
Eno would likely rather get into HER skinny jeans.
Umm, Sir, you’ll find those items in Ladies Undergarments, at the mall. This is a workout gym!
He may get into a skinny jeans that way, but he may never get out.
I believe Eno was thinking more of a pharmaceutical solution.
Okay, we have a fairly large ab work out area. Go crazy dude. Rip your abs with crunchs not munchs.
How high up do those jeans go?
You can’t train Eno’s torso.
Eye bleach…..
To get that lard a$$ into tight jeans? I recommend a girdle.
Some fool suggested less beer. :)
How high do his jeans come?
ba dum tss
Switch to light beer….that’ll do it….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
How about some Vaseline?
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Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
You were hoping she’d personally squeeze your parts into them.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Leather or lace?
Fritzsch over 1 year ago
Have you tried Crisco?
distortion over 1 year ago
He’ll change his mind after about ten minutes in a corset.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
In your case, buy Clown pants!!!
My First Premium Member over 1 year ago
For a good laugh, google “Kramer in skinny jeans”. You’ll thank me later.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eno would likely rather get into HER skinny jeans.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Umm, Sir, you’ll find those items in Ladies Undergarments, at the mall. This is a workout gym!
random boredom over 1 year ago
He may get into a skinny jeans that way, but he may never get out.
assrdood over 1 year ago
I believe Eno was thinking more of a pharmaceutical solution.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay, we have a fairly large ab work out area. Go crazy dude. Rip your abs with crunchs not munchs.
tsk5565 over 1 year ago
How high up do those jeans go?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
You can’t train Eno’s torso.
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
Eye bleach…..
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
To get that lard a$$ into tight jeans? I recommend a girdle.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
Some fool suggested less beer. :)
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
How high do his jeans come?
oakie817 over 1 year ago
ba dum tss
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Switch to light beer….that’ll do it….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
How about some Vaseline?