Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 20, 2021

A real saint would pay them well.

It’s all in the approach, guys!

Is there even such a thing as a wifey type Elf??

They live at the North Pole. What would they spend money on? Where would they spend it? The company store?

Were they ionized earlier?

Or go join the union for baristas.

Think twice small guys about what you are doing. I got the Irish Leprechaun Guild on standby who can and will do the work cheaper using their magic. Back on the line or pack your bags……

Solidarity, brother?????? :)

Since time stands still here and we’ve never had a time clock … what’s overtime? Back to work.

OK – there will be an extra candy cane in each of your pay-envelops this week

Fair is fair. The workshop elves probably need a union, ’cause Santa is a one-man monopoly, too used to doing things as he pleases.

Fair wages for elves! Fully-funded pensions for elves! Union solidarity!