Well! Looks like the New Year might begin with a new journey! Whatever happens, I’m certain it will be awesomely entertaining in the always awesome Aaron Neathery style! Happy New Year, everybody! :3
A nice distraction from Wally’s employment troubles. An indication that the rumored Great Green does exist will spark interest in journeying to find it. But is it inhabited by Topsiders or the mutant population? I hope we get to find out. Possibly during their travels (and I’m assuming they’re going to hit the dusty trail) they might find more signs of re-greening of the world.
Happy New Year one and all. Now comes the hard part. Getting out of this place. I have a feeling they take you in but have issues with letting you leave. Especially someone with some thing so powerful……..dittos. After all……why would you want to leave when this as they say provides you with so much gratification.
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It’s all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea.
In Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, a woman is trying to get the ever-practical Yankee to go on a quest to rescue some maidens from a castle:
“The castle , you understand; where is the castle?”
“Oh, as to that, it is great, and strong, and well beseen, and lieth in a far country. Yes, it is many leagues.”“How many?”“Ah, fair sir, it were woundily hard to tell, they are so many, and do so lap the one upon the other, and being made all in the same image and tincted with the same color, one may not know the one league from its fellow, nor how to count them except they be taken apart, and ye wit well it were God’s work to do that, being not within man’s capacity; for ye will note—”“Hold on, hold on, never mind about the distance; whereabouts does the castle lie? What’s the direction from here?”“Ah, please you sir, it hath no direction from here; by reason that the road lieth not straight, but turneth evermore; wherefore the direction of its place abideth not, but is some time under the one sky and anon under another, whereso if ye be minded that it is in the east, and wend thitherward, ye shall observe that the way of the road doth yet again turn upon itself by the space of half a circle, and this marvel happing again and yet again and still again, it will grieve you that you had thought by vanities of the mind to thwart and bring to naught the will of Him that giveth not a castle a direction from a place except it pleaseth Him, and if it please Him not, will the rather that even all castles and all directions thereunto vanish out of the earth, leaving the places wherein they tarried desolate and vacant, so warning His creatures that where He will He will, and where He will not He—”
She also has no idea of what a map is. So they just set off, and (as I recall) eventually they do come across the castle….
So basically the whole world being ruined was canon then retconed then re-retconed, as long as it means a potential turn for the better it’s fine by me.
Bronkster Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Well! Looks like the New Year might begin with a new journey! Whatever happens, I’m certain it will be awesomely entertaining in the always awesome Aaron Neathery style! Happy New Year, everybody! :3
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Happy New Year to Mr. Neathery for planting the seed of hope in this dystopian world we follow with such interest and passion.
Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Watch out for green growing things. Remember what happened to WALL-E, Wally.
Baarorso almost 6 years ago
Somehow I get the impression that this is a sign that the radiation levels are going down and the Earth is starting to recover from the war.
Kyneris Premium Member almost 6 years ago
A nice distraction from Wally’s employment troubles. An indication that the rumored Great Green does exist will spark interest in journeying to find it. But is it inhabited by Topsiders or the mutant population? I hope we get to find out. Possibly during their travels (and I’m assuming they’re going to hit the dusty trail) they might find more signs of re-greening of the world.
craigwestlake almost 6 years ago
No one in charge of a large group of people is going to want the free ride upset. No way they want people moving on in search of Utopia…
bscruffy almost 6 years ago
Ditto Boat Ahoy! Let the epic journey begin.
Odd Dog Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Happy New years to all!
Vet Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Happy New Year one and all. Now comes the hard part. Getting out of this place. I have a feeling they take you in but have issues with letting you leave. Especially someone with some thing so powerful……..dittos. After all……why would you want to leave when this as they say provides you with so much gratification.
zorro456 almost 6 years ago
Mean Green Mother From Outer Space and he is BAD!
Ida No almost 6 years ago
Blow this pop stand, Wally. The land of candy canes and ginger-bred men awaits!
WoodstockJack almost 6 years ago
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It’s all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea.
DADOF3 almost 6 years ago
Somewhere, over the horizon, fields are green, in a land that we heard of, once from a racoon guy… ;-)
Dkram almost 6 years ago
A whisper of hope
\\//_
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Somewhere, over the rainbow..
Diat60 almost 6 years ago
And the seed is planted – in their brains. The Great Green. Out there somewhere……………….
Urbane Gorilla almost 6 years ago
Wall and Crew get expelled from Eden to the Garden?
diverleo almost 6 years ago
I feel another adventure commin’ on.
josh_bisbee almost 6 years ago
How will they know which way to go?
cherns Premium Member almost 6 years ago
In Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, a woman is trying to get the ever-practical Yankee to go on a quest to rescue some maidens from a castle:
“The castle , you understand; where is the castle?”“Oh, as to that, it is great, and strong, and well beseen, and lieth in a far country. Yes, it is many leagues.”“How many?”“Ah, fair sir, it were woundily hard to tell, they are so many, and do so lap the one upon the other, and being made all in the same image and tincted with the same color, one may not know the one league from its fellow, nor how to count them except they be taken apart, and ye wit well it were God’s work to do that, being not within man’s capacity; for ye will note—”“Hold on, hold on, never mind about the distance; whereabouts does the castle lie? What’s the direction from here?”“Ah, please you sir, it hath no direction from here; by reason that the road lieth not straight, but turneth evermore; wherefore the direction of its place abideth not, but is some time under the one sky and anon under another, whereso if ye be minded that it is in the east, and wend thitherward, ye shall observe that the way of the road doth yet again turn upon itself by the space of half a circle, and this marvel happing again and yet again and still again, it will grieve you that you had thought by vanities of the mind to thwart and bring to naught the will of Him that giveth not a castle a direction from a place except it pleaseth Him, and if it please Him not, will the rather that even all castles and all directions thereunto vanish out of the earth, leaving the places wherein they tarried desolate and vacant, so warning His creatures that where He will He will, and where He will not He—”
She also has no idea of what a map is. So they just set off, and (as I recall) eventually they do come across the castle….
backyardcowboy almost 6 years ago
I wonder how Dittos do as lawn mowers?
boydpercy Premium Member almost 6 years ago
They need to go find the green if they do nothing else.
arcanethewoof almost 6 years ago
The greeeaaaatest adventure is whaaaat liiies aheaaad
ganhammer64 almost 6 years ago
So basically the whole world being ruined was canon then retconed then re-retconed, as long as it means a potential turn for the better it’s fine by me.
WorldFusionRadio.com almost 6 years ago
Life is tenacious.
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 6 years ago
This supports the September 19, 2016 revelation that THERE IS NO MUTAGENIC VIRUS!!
coffeeturtle almost 6 years ago
NEW ADVENTURES!
(and a story of hope!!)
ViscountNik almost 6 years ago
The Vuvalini are out there!!
Tarry Plaguer almost 6 years ago
For your viewing pleasure.Somewhere That’s Green – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIvpOIUqKKA