False Knees by Joshua Barkman for June 01, 2020

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    ikini Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Why do they always cut across the front of the moving car, instead of heading off to the side?

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    catmom1360  over 4 years ago

    Better hurry.

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    lopaka  over 4 years ago

    He will outrun it.

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    Magic Brain  over 4 years ago

    Cliff hanger!

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    Panufo  over 4 years ago

    That made me laugh, bro.

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    Ida No  over 4 years ago

    This is where you want to bend down and kiss your cloaca “hello.”

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    The Great Train Robinry…

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is his wing broken? Why isn’t he flying?

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    GaryCooper  over 4 years ago

    Just stay between those tracks, Robin, and that train will pass right over you harmlessly.

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    CodeMouse92  over 4 years ago

    FLY, stupid!

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    sissie3 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dude, this strikes WAY too close to home!!

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    AndrewSihler  over 4 years ago

    Not the winning strategy. Though in truth a freight train would probably pass harmlessly over the robin (a passenger train doing 80 might be a different story, owing to turbulence).

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    NaturLvr  over 4 years ago

    I saw a turkey crossing the highway yesterday, a young jake, I think, heading for oncoming traffic. Thought it was gonna be one of those really sad & grisly moments, but doggone if he didn’t thankfully take wing at the last minute and cheated fate by nano-seconds.

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    NaturLvr  over 4 years ago

    I get frustrated with birds sometimes, they have the whole sky, why do they have to fly so low as to get hit by vehicles. But I understand that, unfortunately, they don’t understand the dynamics of traffic and speed of vehicles.

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    NWdryad  over 4 years ago

    I guess that’s where the term “birdbrain“ came from

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    pumpkinsparshott Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, this friendly and intelligent thread is a very pleasant surprise!

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    NWdryad  over 4 years ago

    Yesterday a robin landEd right in front of my car I mean right in front, there was no way I could miss it. I feel terrible but they sure are stupid.

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