Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 21, 2022

Screwing around

Number 3 is the largest common size.

Bob’s way of showing his neighbors he wasn’t board out of his mind..

“Okay … Would you recommend taking it out or screwing it in some more? Should I loosen the screw or tighten it up?”

The patient is board of the appointment.

he’s a got a screw loose.

I was going to suggest just a trim on the sides.

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a number 8 screw driver???

Looks more like a Torx Drive?

He does have a screw in his head! Maybe he’s confused.

Well Doc, the last thing I remember saying was “Here, hold my beer”

actually need a #2 roberts screw driver

There sure is some brainstorming going on here!

Can you help me,doc? Nope,sorry,you’re screwed!

Professional? Looks like an amateur job.

Now why didn’t I think of that?

He just got back from the Carpenters Union board meeting. He found it fastenating.

BABY ON BOARD

I think Tim the Tool Man once super-glued his forehead to a board….

I don’t know about all of you, but MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!!!!!!! :)

Nice propeller hat