Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 26, 2023

So they ate her. If you’ve ever been overbooked, you’ll sympathize with the bears.

If only they had left the mosquitoes behind.

Overbooked or not. The boss said that the two of them were required to be on board before the cruise could begin.

“How long can you tread water?”

Should have been unicorns.

The two bears that were booked were already aboard.

Their always happens…I just can’t bear it anymore!

World’s first senior moment: Two dinosaurs standing by the edge of the water in a rainstorm as they watch Noah’s Ark sailing away in the distance. One turns to the other and says “D@mn! Was that today?”

It would be more convincing if they were unicorns instead of bears.

They should have shown Unicorns, not bears.

Thus the demise of the ‘Elbonian pink bear’.

Someone must have told the bears:" I Noah guy who runs ark cruises, go talk to his travel agent."

…thought that was unicorns…

Why, because they never learned to use head (latrine)? After all, you know what they say (or ask) about bears…

I believe it was the Unicorn’s that got left behind.

Drat. You have a brilliant thought and 10 people beat you to the Unicorn.

Shouldn’t they be unicorns instead of bears?