F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 17, 2018

makes me wonder if I should have my herbal tea in a martini glass

Also known as ‘glass warfare’…

I’ve drunk wine from a coffee mug. Less chance of knocking it over and having it break.

Reminds me of that phony, pretentious Dorit on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She’d have a hissy fit.

Are we sure that’s coffee and not beer?

Any snort in a form. Wine in “stemless” glasses; Irish coffee in glass mugs.

I like drinking mixed drinks in a plastic tumbler that comes with a lid and straw. It sits perfectly in my cup holder on my couch.

Don’t tell Adam. He will be serving his coffee in a brandy sniffer to maximize its aroma.