F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 30, 2018

Oh, how I’d like to hear his theory.

No, aliens invented pineapple pizza.

Get Rosanne to tweet it.

Now, there’s your ‘Pizzagate’!

No, woman. Ancient astronaut theorists don’t suggest conspiracies.

But…. it cannot be true…. space creatures are always mean and trying to destroy the world. I love pizza! If they brought it… it was a gift…. to help us……

Arrgh! It helped us become couch potatoes!!!!!

No, pizza was handed down by the gods on Mount Olympus. Right after man stole fire and the pizza oven.

So is Georgio Tsoukalos.

I’d rather have pineapple on a pizza than greasy pepperoni.

It’s just that I put so much crazy into it, and nobody seems to care.