F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 14, 2023

Birds are just new-age dinosaurs. They’re a force to be reckoned with.

Cats act like cats. I try to save birds and lizards and snakes and other critters from them if I can. If I see it happening, I try to stop it, But they’re just acting like cats. I don’t hate them for it.

Anybody from Florida here, saw my 1st of the year yellow fly. Get me a cat that eats yellow flies!

Our cats love to watch birds and squirrels through the window

They’re content to watch, maybe they can’t hear what the smack talk

The Tweety lobby strikes again!

Those birds put yhe cats over the edge when they “flipped them the bird”

I speak bird. Most of them talk a lot but don’t say much:

“Warning! Cat coming!”

“Stay away from my nest you butt wipes!”

“Hey, my little chickadee. You want a piece of this?”

“Feed me, momma!”

“… and they way they move. They’re just asking for it.”

Feral cats, according to the below site, are the #2 killer of birds. #1 is windows.

https://www.sibleyguides.com/conservation/causes-of-bird-mortality/

Other sites list cats as #1, with windows as #2. Habitat destruction (agriculture, deforestation, and urbanization) are also in the running. Wind turbines are relatively insignificant in the ‘killing birds’ category.

https://electrek.co/2020/08/21/wind-turbines-bird-friendly-black-blade/

Cats don’t need to be kept inside to prevent them from killing birds. That’s nature. Unlike the wind turbines that the environmentalist push, they kill tens of thousands of birds every year. That is not nature. Unfortunately, they have killed many eagles and hawks, along with many other raptors.

The cats love flipping the bird…over and killing it.

This is why following tweets is detrimental to positive outcomes.

Birds are interesting to watch but they are filthy, disease-ridden creatures. I don’t let my cats out because I don’t want they getting diseases, that and the coyotes, owls, hawks, falcons, and eagles I frequently see.

They are keeping you inside because you are enslaved. You are property. You were bred to serve humans. Any freedoms you have, you only have because the humans allow it.