F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 09, 2023

thanks, my brain is doing the job perfectly already (and hence visiting the dentist periodically)

It will also pick up radio transmissions.

ϟ Since you ate those olives from the back of the fridge, you might also enjoy the Brazil nuts at the bottom of the can. ϟ

And it comes with cookies.

Sounds good. How much?

Is that there that Blue Tooth thingy??

So… Elton John became a dentist after his final tour?

More likely, it’ll track someone else’s preferences – and enforce them. Bite down on a cookie, feel instant tooth pain.

Bill Gates Dental Appliances Corp invented it.

Is that dentist elton john?