F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 15, 2023

You’d be a lousy scoutmaster

Now I’ll teach you how to create a friend from a volleyball.

It’s not easy living off the fat of the land!

Although I normally start the woodstove with a blowtorch, I keep in practice with ferrocerium rod, dryer lint, and fat pine.

Well, almost dry pine needles.

He would have left a more lasting impression if he had used gasoline.

What an outdoorsman!

In the distant past, I would have used the comics page to get the fire started.

He watched a “how to” video on his Kindle.

First step is to save your dryer lint. And it goes from there.