F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 31, 2024

If the wind ever changes maybe you’ll see it again?

You wind some you lose some.

I heard the Wizard had the same problem at the Nebraska State Fair in Omaha and he ended up in a strange land.

Any geeks out there want to take a guess how high that gondola would have to be to get that much curvature of the Earth?

I’d love to but I must admit that level of geekishness is beyond me…

That’s one tough escape room.

Ha! If the earth were flat, somebody would be selling tickets to look over the edge. Hmmm…maybe that would be a pretty good scam.

Everyone assumes they are in a balloon. What if they are in the Wonka-vator?

“Now just remember when we get back down. It’s parked next to a white van.”