F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 11, 2024

Much too late for Earl in the Pickles comics

We’ve also upgraded the charger so it’s no longer compatible with your device, just because we can!

What’s next? My Cybertruck?

FYI, They’re now selling cars where the smart key is on a subscription basis.

Must be a Republican tooth brush,

Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).

Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.

I thought it was a sonic screwdriver.

Latest sales pitch for the new model!!!

I didn’t know Microsoft made toothbrushes.

Please recycle. Oh that’s right, you can’t!

This is 100% coming.

I wasn’t aware that Apple produced toothbrushes…

Must be an Apple©®™ toothbrush.

Reminds me of when an escalator stops working and they put an “Out of Order” sign at the base.

Smart toothbrush. Dumb company.

so you did not purchase it, you licensed it