For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 08, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    Awww.

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    Baarorso  almost 9 years ago

    I’ve never had children of my own but I feel that one of the most pleasurable things about having children is that they bring fresh perspective on things.

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    Caldonia  almost 9 years ago

    Santa is so commercialized, and their are so many damn kids films where he’s different in each one. I don’t get how my brothers made their kids buy any of it. I’m glad I don’t have kids.

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    GrimmaTheNome  almost 9 years ago

    When my daughter was 4, having seen a few Santas, she rationalised that there was only one real Santa in post at a time (with sleigh, Rudolph etc) and the guys in grottoes were the retired previous ones.

    By 5 she’d twigged but solemnly swore not to disillusion her still credulous friends … and the ‘magic’ of our xmases was undiminished.

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    Atewl  almost 9 years ago

    Lynn’s Notes:

    I used to wonder as I sat on Santa’s knee, why sometimes he had a false beard and sometimes he had a real one. My dad had the answer; he said that sometimes mice got into Santa’s beard, so he’d shave it off. This meant wearing a false one until it grew back…which made sense to me at the time.

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    Egrayjames  almost 9 years ago

    A young niece of mine rationalized the real Santa as having Boots……“Santa would never wear sneakers!”

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    Diat60  almost 9 years ago

    I grew up in Montreal and my mother assured me that the Santa at Eatons was the real one and all the others were his helpers.

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    Chris Kenworthy  almost 9 years ago

    Hmm… Philpott’s near here is a church, and I don’t think they’d have a Santa. Was there a department store by that name?

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    I went through the multiple Santa sightings with my daughter and explained that since Santa couldn’t be everywhere in the world, except Christmas Eve, he had very special assistants who dressed up like him to help him out. Her 4 year old’s reaction cracked me up. " That helper in the Mall’s not going to be very much help" she said, with a very serious expression on her face.“Why not ?” I asked.." He’s been drinking whiskey ! " came her whispered response.

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    summerdog86  almost 9 years ago

    I told my kids they weren’t the real Santa, too. The real Santa didn’t have time to do it.

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    JanLC  almost 9 years ago

    “I don’t know when this one was published.”

    Always subtract 29 years. This was originally published in 1986.

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    lutnsls  almost 9 years ago

    Santas got elves and hos. Wiz Khalifa has money and…. You decide.

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    Atewl  almost 9 years ago

    You shouldn’t be unhappy. It’s just non-bold text, nothing to be sad about.

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    stuart  almost 9 years ago

    Saint Nicolas (Santa ’Claus) was a real, and rather colorful, person. Dressing up as real and fictional characters is a wonderful part of All Saints Eve and Christmas. The only sad part is that the flying reindeer embellishments have obscured the real (or as real as any history is) ’Claus.

    Santa ’Claus was one of the bishops at the council of Nicea. At one point, he became so enraged at Arius (spokesman for Arianism), that he jumped up and slapped him in the face! Santa ’Claus was sent to his room for a few days to cool off.

    Slap a Heretic for Christmas!

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    tea62  almost 9 years ago

    Ho-ho-ho’s? So Santa’s a pimp? ….Sorry, I had to….. Merry Christmas!

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