Thirty was nothing for me. Forty made me say “Wait, what?” Fifty? “Bring it on. Fifty is the new 30!” And now that I’m approaching 60, I’m saying “Bring it on again!”
30 I hardly noticed. 40 made me conscious of my age. 50 bothered me because a half century seemed old. 60 came and went and I barely gave it a thought. 70 was a tougher one for me because it seemed I really was getting old. 80 arrived and I finally began to feel my age. Onward and upward!
Just think, John, only 25 more years on the treadmill until America’s traditional retirement age. If you’re lucky, it might be only 35 more years since you’re in business for yourself.
When I turned 70, I began to notice an indicator of my advancing age; young women began to open and hold doors for me out in public. Now that I have hit 80 ( Thanks, George Carlin) women in their 60s are opening doors for me. Now I’ve noticed men are opening doors for me. I guess I have really made it to old cootdom.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Being five years under 40 myself, I think I can relate to the “middle” part… just a bit.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
“Yeah, but it shows more!”
LeeCox over 5 years ago
Thirty was nothing for me. Forty made me say “Wait, what?” Fifty? “Bring it on. Fifty is the new 30!” And now that I’m approaching 60, I’m saying “Bring it on again!”
wldhrsy2luv over 5 years ago
life begins at 40.
Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago
Each decade gets more serious. I turn 65 this July.
JudyHendrickson over 5 years ago
just wait until you get older!!!
Sisu60 over 5 years ago
we have lost 15% our graduating class the dice are rolling again such as life
tatsu10 over 5 years ago
AT 40 HE LOOKS GOOD
Watcher over 5 years ago
40 is nothing. It’s when the grandkid’s show up and that’s when you start worrying.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
The irony! That’s a snarky comment just like the ones John always makes.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Watch him cry when he hits 70.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Middle age? I heard that in the middle ages things were brutish and hard. Seems a little soft to me.
artheaded1 over 5 years ago
Reading this on the verge of 55 and LAUGHING!
rlaker22j over 5 years ago
6 weeks
cornpopper Premium Member over 5 years ago
30 I hardly noticed. 40 made me conscious of my age. 50 bothered me because a half century seemed old. 60 came and went and I barely gave it a thought. 70 was a tougher one for me because it seemed I really was getting old. 80 arrived and I finally began to feel my age. Onward and upward!
kathleenhicks62 over 5 years ago
Had a kind of “thing” at 30, but gave it up because I look younger than I really am adn am proud of my age-71
1JennyJenkins over 5 years ago
I love that zinger: “your middle hasn’t aged any more than the rest of you” . I’m cutting it out and putting it on my fridge…
People who attempt all kinds of youth preserving surgical procedures should read that line before paying big bucks to look younger…
samfran6-0 over 5 years ago
It is truly a blessing to get older. Do it with grace and consider the alternative. I have survived the 60’s …. twice.
TheCoosBayBachelor over 5 years ago
Just think, John, only 25 more years on the treadmill until America’s traditional retirement age. If you’re lucky, it might be only 35 more years since you’re in business for yourself.
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’ve set up a “Surly Old Curmudgeon” scale for myself:
At 40 I became an apprentice Surly Old Curmudgeon
At 50 I became a Junior Surly Old Curmudgeon
At 60 I became a Graduate Surly Old Curmudgeon
At 70 (next month) I became an Emeritus Surly Old Curmudgeon
It’ll probably a couple of years before I learn what the next level is
And I’ve got a doozy of a plan for my 100th birthday, but I can’t describe it here……..
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
50 is middle aged these days for some.
sjsczurek over 5 years ago
My dad, rest in peace, always said that 40 is when you become a gentleman. Nowadays I’m thinking he was probably right.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
I’m not sure how I survived to turn 40, but I’m sure someone somewhere lost a bet.
jbarnes over 5 years ago
He’s a dentist. If you predicted his age by looking at the wear on his teeth, I bet he would be young for his age.
kodj kodjin over 5 years ago
When I turned 70, I began to notice an indicator of my advancing age; young women began to open and hold doors for me out in public. Now that I have hit 80 ( Thanks, George Carlin) women in their 60s are opening doors for me. Now I’ve noticed men are opening doors for me. I guess I have really made it to old cootdom.