For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 16, 2020

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    howtheduck  almost 4 years ago

    It’s good to see that someone still loves those old Henny Youngman jokes.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    and I, a male employee at a grocery store, wonder why it’s the women’s bathroom that gets the most messy (paper towels and toilet paper on the floor and even the PT/TP dispensers emptied)

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    jmworacle  almost 4 years ago

    Someone has just failed to realize they’ve just stepped into a messy meadow muffin.

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    KLSeering  almost 4 years ago

    And that marks the end of the date!!

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    PatsyL.Paul  almost 4 years ago

    The women have to take their brats into the ladies room with them…male and female.

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    JudyHendrickson  almost 4 years ago

    Very true Michael!!! I remember growing up my 2older sisters took way too much time in the bathroom doing their hair and makeup!!!! My dad got sooo mad he bought them a fulll length mirror to put in their room!!!

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    JoanHelen  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve heard that comment before when I was working. Here in South Africa African men refuse to clean toilets no matter which gender use them. So, the African women have to clean them and many of them have told me that the women’s toilets are much dirtier than the men’s.

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    MatthewHecht  almost 4 years ago

    Same.

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    Caldonia  almost 4 years ago

    Apparently, applying lipstick can be as noisy as the Patterson’s eating. Mff! Smack! Smkk! Blarg!

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    Chris  almost 4 years ago

    ya know boys, the women behind you has a good lock on target on the back of your heads.

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    betseytacy  almost 4 years ago

    THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH TOILETS IN A LADIES ROOM! Women’s toilets have long lines. Men’s toilet do not. Men take 90 seconds to “go”… women need at least five minutes. It stands to reason there should be at least TWICE as many toilets for women!!!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I remember in HS that boys spent an inordinate amount of time in front of the bathroom mirror, too, always trying to get their D.A. or a curl to look just right. (Look up Ducktail if you’re unsure about D.A.)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    As a long time bachelor I know, for a fact, comments like that are what make you a long time bachelor.

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    dv1093  almost 4 years ago

    So tell me, if the men’s restroom has 6 toilet stalls, why don’t the women’s have 15? To me, this is a real DUH no brainer.

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    summerdog  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like Tracey added a bit of lipstick too. Duckie, did you notice? Does this mean she’s a “bad girl”, too?

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 4 years ago

    Watch it boys, you’re crusin’ for a bruisen’.

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    Cincoflex  almost 4 years ago

    Odd how Michael spends as much time in front of a mirror in his OWN bathroom.

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 4 years ago

    Michael, that comment was not a good reflection on you…

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    howtheduck  almost 4 years ago

    FYI. “lineup” is a Canadianism for “line” or “queue”.

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    Foob  almost 4 years ago

    Oo! I almost forgot… STICKY-OUT TONGUE!!

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