The updated traffic light guide Go Slow down Stop and play with your phone
I was on a 3 lane exit, the light turned green and not a car moved. They were too busy on their phones!!
Yellow means “Floor it!”
“I watched very carefully. Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means go very fast,” --Starman
Red means stop and play with your phone. The next green means keep playing with it as people honk behind you. Yellow means you finally notice and gun it through the intersection leaving everyone else stuck in the next red.
I don’t drive yet so all lights mean play on your phone
For a change, I can’t wait for red lights.
October 11, 2017
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I was on a 3 lane exit, the light turned green and not a car moved. They were too busy on their phones!!
Pocosdad over 8 years ago
Yellow means “Floor it!”
Quabaculta over 8 years ago
“I watched very carefully. Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means go very fast,” --Starman
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Red means stop and play with your phone. The next green means keep playing with it as people honk behind you. Yellow means you finally notice and gun it through the intersection leaving everyone else stuck in the next red.
doodle_splay about 5 years ago
I don’t drive yet so all lights mean play on your phone
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
For a change, I can’t wait for red lights.