Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 14, 2025
January 09, 2025
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Transcript:
Weather reports in a perfect world Snowy conditions persist, so we remind our viewers to stay off the roads if they suck at driving. For our viewers who know how to turn into a skid-knock yourself out. It's just snow.
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YES! This needs to be shared with horrible bosses who insist on their workers coming in when they are uncomfortable driving though. A lot of the issues are, in my opinion, because people are already nervous and not thinking clearly.
But stupidity plays a big part too. My last winter back home we had 6 ft of snow. State of Emergency declared, NJ, DE, and PA where all closed down (3 states for non-Americans) My horrible boss would not let us leave the store until 2pm when the state of emergency started, which was when we were supposed to be home, not starting for home. Grrr! Well, when I finally dug my tiny car out and got on my way, I passed so many big ole trucks stuck in the snowbanks!
Me and my tiny car with regular (and likely not new either) tires made it home without any issues, though I took to waving to all of the fancy-schmancy mega-trucks as I passed them by. Hope the tow truck drivers gave them nice lectures. ;) Or the army. In a state of emergency they patrol the roads for idiots, err, stuck drivers.