FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 08, 1996
Transcript:
Jason: The first week of school and already I'm up late doing math. There is a god. Miss O'Malley? About last night's math homework... Teacher: Yes, Jason? Jason: You said to do problems 11-25, but you didn't say from which chapter. Teacher: I meant chapter one. That's the only one we've covered in class so far. Jason: I see. Well, to be safe, I did problems 11-25 from all 34 chapters. Then I realized you didn't specifically say from which math textbook, so I also did all the problems 11-25 from my sister's geometery textbook. ...And my brother's textbook. ...And my dad's old calculus textbook from college. Oh, wel. I think the stuff you're going to be needing is somewhere near the bottom. Teacher: I think the stuff I'll be needing is at home in the medicine chest.
snorkeldorf about 13 years ago
OVERACHIEVER!!!!!!!!!!
JohnRPelt almost 13 years ago
I prefer the good ol’fashioned sight-gag of Jason turning a simple question on the blackboard into a “Big Bang Theory” equation.
cmusicfan2000 over 11 years ago
A teacher ought to be thrilled to get a student as smart as jason. most teachers have to fight tooth and nail to get that much effort out of their students
laurac5800 about 10 years ago
Is it possible to be mad and proud at the same time?
timeittells over 4 years ago
Okay so first, he should have been advanced like six grades. Second, every other student ever would be like “You didn’t tell us which chapter- so I didn’t do it.” I would be so excited to have a student like this.
❀~✿ Quincy ✿~❀ about 4 years ago
hes just flexing
Captain Price almost 2 years ago
one time when my uncle was little, he decided to do all of his homework for the semester at once and his teacher was MAD
Ultracus over 1 year ago
I did calc in 10th grade. Ig some states work differently. Or Rodger’s an idiot. Probably that