FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 17, 2010

I figure he’ll be grounded until after the next 10 expansions. By then, the computer and WoW will be so obsolete, he won’t care anymore.

Run Jason!!!!!

I don’t think she’ll stop at grounding him. I think Jason will find himself minus access to a computer for a good long time – THAT will really hit him where he lives!

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down….(there actually used to be an add-on for Warcraft that would put Chuck Norris jokes in the chatbox)

High Fives, all around!

Can’t he just buy the game and play it alone? I own a PS2 and I never play any games with it on line.

Dweeb to the nth power. All by himself.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. A nerd of Jason’s prowess would simply create a trojan that would take over the entire on-line world and he will have 10^343 zombified computers to compete with. That should do the trick and no one would be the wiser …

Conquer the game and then return the ‘puters?

AHA! Now we know who is spamming Trade Chat with lame Chuck Norris jokes! But Jason need not feel bad. I don’t have “Kingslayer” either.

Enter “finding chuck norris” into Google and then hit the “I Feel Lucky” button.

Okay, I know next to nothing about rpgs. What are battle rezzes? Battle resolutions?

^ In WoW Druids are the only class capable of resurrecting players during combat.

His parents let him play WOW?

I just had an epiphany! All that spam is Jason’s doing! That’s how he plans to pay for his 9 computers!

Jason, I feel no sympathy for you. I’ve been playing since before the first expansion and my highest character is a 59 (out of a current total of 80 levels).

She deserves a monster like Jason. He asks her a question like that, & her first words are “Excuse me?” when any COMPETENT parent’s first words would be “NO!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!” What an idiot.

Kingsquisher? Love it!!

ED Thanks for the tip! Too funny, I love it!!!

this make me think…. does bill amend have the kingslayer??? :O….. is this a cry for help

I love this one, especially because I play as a druid.

Doesn’t his friend Marcus play too?

Jason spams his own comics? With teddy bears? :O Mxx

that’s Winnie the pooh

Don’t go to any spam site, you’ll get a virus. (AND you’ll never get what you ordered) Sorry, folks, just trying to spam the spammers, I apologize that THIS is kinda spam too….

Lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaam…

Ah, the Barrens chat Chuck Norris jokes. Better times.