FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 31, 2017

I thought he was ordering for Peter!

The first pizza must be for Roger himself, second for Andy, and third for Peter, Paige, and Jason.

The second pizza proves he’s not eating for enjoyment.

Now, there’s a very smart man. Smart but soon to be in horrible stomach pain after he eats all those pizzas!

Luckily the diet will only last a week.

A diet is what you eat, nothing special about that. And he couldn’t finish the first pizza himself. And he doesn’t look fat for his age.

Sausage, peppers, and onions—what I always order!!

Sounds like our house, son loves his pepperoni, Hawaiian for us. Sister would have chicken, mushroom, and black olives. For us Hawaiian with white sauce.

I wonder which one goes to door for all those pizzas?

If you order it all on one day then it doesn’t count against you if you eat it throughout the week.

Where’s the chicken with bbq sauce pizza?

Just give me that last one – the more toppings on a pizza, the better the pizza!

I like the comics. I hate the ads. I quit because there are too many ads.

Which pizza place?

I like pepperoni and mushrooms on a white sauce pizza.

I love it!