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Jason: The stock price is down! Quick, Dad, buy! The stock price is up! Quick, Dad, sell! Try day trading with my joystick. It's buttons respond a hair faster.
Roger: These red numbers in parenthesis mean I made money, right?
Roger might go better by letting Jason do it for him.