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Jason: The stock price is down! Quick, Dad, buy! The stock price is up! Quick, Dad, sell! Try day trading with my joystick. It's buttons respond a hair faster.
Roger: These red numbers in parenthesis mean I made money, right?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Roger might do better with pencil and paper…
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Roger might do better to quit while he’s, uh, less behind.
RavennaAl over 14 years ago
Looks like Roger is practicing to run our government.
cdward over 14 years ago
Roger might go better by letting Jason do it for him.
david5992 over 14 years ago
Roger would do better to stop digging.
twj0729 over 14 years ago
Made money in the red? I don’t think so, Roger!
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
One thing Roger should do: invest in Apple, Inc., not Worldcom.
BananaSlug over 14 years ago
Hey! Bass is a very intelligent fish.